I have a very limited supply! To buy a Bullshit Machine t-shirt, write T-SHIRT in the subject line and send an email to neil@neilfirszt.com with your name, the number of shirts you want, the color, the size and the method of payment you would like to use, Venmo, PayPal, or CashApp. The price is $26 delivered to your door in the U.S. only, via USPS. Otherwise, the price is $23 plus shipping.

I will then send you an email back confirming that I can meet your request immediately, and if I can meet your request, I’ll ask for an address to send it to and payment for the shirt(s).

Once I have the information and payment, I’ll send out the shirt(s) via USPS and email your tracking number. I will then follow up with you to make sure you got your shirt when I see that it was marked “delivered” by USPS.

The shirts come in either gray or black. The brand of the shirt is Next Level, and they are 100% cotton.

In black I have S-M-L-XL-XXL

In Gray, I have S-M-L-XL