To buy a Bullshit Machine autographed paperback book, write AUTOGRAPH in the subject line and send an email to neil@neilfirszt.com with your name, the number of books you want and the method of payment you would like to use, Venmo, PayPal, or CashApp. The price is $33 delivered to your door in the U.S. only, via USPS. Otherwise, the price is $30 plus shipping.

I will then send you an email back confirming that I can meet your request immediately, and if I can meet your request, I’ll ask for an address to send it to and payment for the book(s).

Once I have the information and payment, I’ll send out the book(s) via USPS and email your tracking number. I will then follow up with you to make sure you got your book when I see that it was marked “delivered” by USPS.